Shopping

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From Tara via text message:

We’re going to have to cancel a Victoria secret card because I thought I was signing up for a reward card and found out that it was more than that.  Cassie is mad at them for scamming me and she thinks she might not shop there anymore.  She took my side and said the lady said reward card and did not say credit card until she handed me the info.  So now we have to cancel it.  I’m bothered about it and I think Cassie I too cuz she’s still talking about it.  So basically our shopping trip has become tainted…

Clean

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Today Tara got home from working out and was trying to decide whether to start cleaning the house or take a shower.

“A shower might make me clean.” she said, intending the shower was going to be the motivating factor to start cleaning .

I told her, “A shower will definitely make you clean or you aren’t doing it right.”

Tara: ” What do you mean?” A beat later as it dawned on here, ” Oooohhhhhhh!”

The Tara Chuckle.

She is showering first.

Mud

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photo: www.moneyandshit.com

Over the summer we had a friend of the family grade our backyard to try to help the flooding issue we are having in the basement.  After quite a bit of dirt, and the friend graded the yard, he also threw down some grass seed and hay.

Tara had to walk over the hay and dirt to get to the back faucet so she could run the sprinkler to water the grass seed.  After she ran it for awhile, she walked back over the hay to turn off and then came inside to complain.

“My feet sunk in back there. I thought he fixed the yard.  It is like walking through mud back there!”

I had to point out the obvious.  “Tara, water plus dirt IS mud.”

“Oohhhh.   Ha haaaa (insert Tara chuckle here)”